Thursday, September 10, 2015

Will They Win Super Bowl 50? AFC South Edition

The NFL season starts Thursday, which means you’re going to read a bunch of previews in order to gain insight on all 32 teams. Let me save you some time. Over the next couple of days, I’m going to go division-by-division and tell you why each team will win the Super Bowl and why they won’t. Next up is the AFC South. 




AFC South Logo


Houston Texans

Why They’ll Win The Super Bowl: J.J. Watt is the best defensive player in the league, their entire defense is really good, they get average quarterback play, J.J. Watt plays quarterback, Jadeveon Clowney stays healthy.

Why They Won’t Win The Super Bowl: J.J. Watt gets hurt, their quarterback sucks, God hates Arian Foster.

Indianapolis Colts

Why They’ll Win The Super Bowl: Andrew Luck takes the crown as the best quarterback in the league, they have a really good offense, their defense plays average, their opponents don’t deflate the balls, they get home field advantage.

Why They Won’t Win The Super Bowl: Andrew Luck keeps throwing more interceptions than touchdowns in the playoffs, their defense sucks, Andre Johnson and Frank Gore are washed up, Tom Brady. 

Jacksonville Jaguars

Why They’ll Win The Super Bowl: It was Julius Thomas who made Peyton Manning, Blake Bortles doesn’t suck after all, the team with the worst record gets to play in the Super Bowl.

Why They Won’t Win The Super Bowl: They suck.

Tennessee Titans

Why They’ll Win The Super Bowl: Marcus Mariota is able to detach Dustin James from his nuts.


Why They Won’t Win The Super Bowl: They suck. 

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